OKAY LOVED ONES. MAMA ADMITS SHE IS NOTORIOUSLY TERRIBLE AT REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS (SHE HAS EVEN BEEN KNOWN TO FORGET WHICH DAY IS FRITH'S BIRTHDAY AT TIMES, BUT FOR THIS SHE SHOULD BE FORGIVEN, AS FRITH TOOK AN EXTRA TEN DAYS TO COME OUT WHICH MADE THE WHOLE DATE-THING VERY CONFUSING FOR HER POOR MAMA)
ANYWAY. MAMA HAS CREATED A PERPETUAL DUTCH BIRTHDAY CALENDAR, AND IT NOW HANGS IN FRONT OF THE TOILET IN THE BATHROOM. THIS IS WHERE ONE TRADITIONALLY HANGS SUCH THINGS IN DUTCH HOMES, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
AND THIS IS WHERE YOU PEOPLE COME IN. SEND ME YOUR BIRTHDAY, WHETHER YOU THINK I KNOW IT OR NOT (MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS raindogboo@hotmail.com). I WILL ENTER IT IN THE BIRTHDAY CALENDAR AND FROM THAT POINT ON I WILL MAKE IT A PERSONAL POINT OF HONOUR TO HOUND YOU, IN SOME FASHION, ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. YEAR AFTER YEAR.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY CALENDAR, YOU ARE WELCOME TO PRINT OUT MINE BY CLICKING HERE - JUST CUT EACH PAGE INTO THREE LONG STRIPS AND ATTACH THEM ALL TOGETHER AT THE TOP EDGE HOWEVER YOU LIKE. THEN, FILL IN THE BIRTHDAYS OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE ON THE APPROPRIATE DAYS. REMEMBER, IT MUST HANG IN FRONT OF THE TOILET - TYPICALLY THE DOWNSTAIRS TOILET, IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE.
IF I DON'T HEAR FROM YOU SOON, I WILL BE SENDING OUT A BIG OLD EMAIL TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME OKAY?
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
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