Wednesday, August 30, 2006

FRITHZILLA

THE LATEST ADDITION TO THE BATH MENAGERIE IS HMS CRAPPYBOAT.

FRITHZILLA SEES IT, FRITHZILLA SINKS IT.

THE HMS CRAPPYBOAT IS THOROUGHLY UNPLEASANT. BITS FALL OFF IT CONSTANTLY, LEAVING A TRAIL OF DETRITUS IN ITS WAKE - AND IT TAKES ON WATER AND SINKS IN UNDER THIRTY SECONDS. PLUS, THERE IS A STUPID SMALL ORANGE PLASTIC BANJO STICKING OUT OF THE TOP IT FOR NO CONCEIVABLE REASON (SAID BANJO ALSO FALLS OFF WITHIN MOMENTS OF LAUNCH).
ANYONE WHO CAN PROVIDE THE FRITH-FAMILY WITH HMS NONCRAPPYBOAT WILL BE WELL COMPENSATED IN FRITH-HUGS. BONUS POINTS IF THE NEW BOAT COMES SANS BANJO.

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