THE LATEST ADDITION TO THE BATH MENAGERIE IS HMS CRAPPYBOAT.
FRITHZILLA SEES IT, FRITHZILLA SINKS IT.
THE HMS CRAPPYBOAT IS THOROUGHLY UNPLEASANT. BITS FALL OFF IT CONSTANTLY, LEAVING A TRAIL OF DETRITUS IN ITS WAKE - AND IT TAKES ON WATER AND SINKS IN UNDER THIRTY SECONDS. PLUS, THERE IS A STUPID SMALL ORANGE PLASTIC BANJO STICKING OUT OF THE TOP IT FOR NO CONCEIVABLE REASON (SAID BANJO ALSO FALLS OFF WITHIN MOMENTS OF LAUNCH). ANYONE WHO CAN PROVIDE THE FRITH-FAMILY WITH HMS NONCRAPPYBOAT WILL BE WELL COMPENSATED IN FRITH-HUGS. BONUS POINTS IF THE NEW BOAT COMES SANS BANJO.
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