FEETS

AUNT RUTH AND UNCLE JIM CAME TO DUNDAS TO HELP GRANDMA PAT AND GRANDPA KEN MOVE INTO THEIR NEW TOWNHOUSE - AFTERWARDS, WE ALL WENT OUT FOR DINNER AT THE WINCHESTER, WHERE FRITH SAT UP AND WAS COUNTED.

ASKING HER NOT TO PUT HER ELBOWS ON THE TABLE WOULD SEEM A LITTLE SUPERFLUOUS AT THIS POINT.

FRITH ALSO LIKES TO CHEW ON HER OWN TOES (PRESUMABLY, BECAUSE SHE CAN) .. HOWEVER MAMA, WHO ALSO USED TO DELIGHT IN CHEWING ON THE FRITH-FEET, HAS LATELY DISCOVERED THAT SAID FEET ARE NOT QUITE SO CLEAN AND DELICIOUS SINCE THE ADVENT OF THE UPRIGHT-FRITH-IN-THE-JOLLY-JUMPER.