Thursday, July 13, 2006

H20

FRITHA'S FAUCET FASCINATION FLOWS ON. GAR. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO STOP ALLITERATING EVER SINCE THAT SCURVY PIRATE BLOG A COUPLE OF DAYS BACK. SPEAKING OF PIRATES, HERE'S ONE FOR YOU:
A pirate walks into a bar, and the barkeep says "Excuse me, cap'n, but did you know that you've got your ship's wheel stuck in your pantaloons?"
"Aye," says the pirate, "that thing be drivin' me nuts! Aaargh!"

AFTER SPENDING THE AFTERNOON AT
BAYFRONT PARK (FORMERLY PIER 4 PARK) WALKING IN CANADA-GOOSE-POOP WITH HER NEW FURRY FRIEND RUFUS AND HIS 3-DAY-OLD LITTLE SISTER CHLOE, THE FRITH REALLY NEEDED A BATH.

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