ITALIAN

HAVING DINNER AT THE LITTLE ITALIAN RESTAURANT DOWN THE STREET.. MAMA TRIED VERY HARD TO GET HER DAUGHTER'S ATTENTION, BUT FRITH WAS COMPLETELY MESMERIZED BY THE BEAUTIFUL LADY AT THE NEXT TABLE. SHE STARED SO LONG AND SO HARD, I THINK SHE GAVE THE POOR WOMAN THE WILLIES.

AND FINALLY, FRITH DEMONSTRATED THAT IT IS INDEED POSSIBLE TO LOOK DIGNIFIED WITH A STRAND OF SPAGHETTI DANGLING FROM ONE'S LEFT EAR.