LAZY MORNING

IN WHICH THE FRITH LAYS DOWN SOME POST-MODERN ART ON THE WINDOW, AND THEN ATTEMPTS TO PUT THE CRAYON UP HER NOSE :

AUTOSHOP 101

A BEAUTIFUL AFTERNOON SPENT OUT IN THE BACKYARD WITH FRITH AND FATNESS.

FRITH OBSERVED MAMA VERY CLOSELY DURING THE UMPTEENTH GATE REPAIRS THIS AFTERNOON..

THEN SHE DISAPPEARED BEHIND THE RASPBERRY BUSHES FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR.

WHEN MAMA CAME TO INVESTIGATE, FRITH WAS WORKING ON HER CAR.

SHE HAD SUNK A REAL SCREW INTO EVERY SINGLE AVAILABLE HOLE IN THAT CAR, USING MAMA'S REAL SCREWDRIVER. I THINK THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW MAMA CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE HOW PROUD SHE WAS AT THIS MOMENT.

NO FLAT TIRES AT ALL

SOME VIDEO FOOTAGE FOR YOU OF THE CAR REPAIRS UNDER WAY. WHEN I ASK FRITH WHAT SHE IS DOING, SHE SAYS "PUTTING SOME SCREWS IN MY CAR" AND THEN "THERE'S NO FLAT TIRES. NO FLAT TIRES AT ALL."

SO THERE.

AT HOME WITH THE FRITH

FRITH NOW MOSTLY DRESSES HERSELF.

WHICH MAKES FOR SOME SPECTACULAR OUTFITS.

AND FATNESS (THE WORLD'S MOST PATIENT CAT) ..

HAS BEEN KEEPING HER COMPANY WHILE SHE WORKS HER WAY THROUGH A NASTY HEAD COLD.

MOVING FRITH

TWO MORE FRITH VIDEOS.. ON THE COUCH, NURSING A COLD, TORTURING FATNESS.

MIXED NUTS

MAMA AND THE FRITH TAKING A RARE SELF-PORTRAIT-BY-KAMERAFONE. WE WERE OUT FOR DINNER TOGETHER AT THE WINCHESTER.

FRITH WITH BOTH LEGS STUFFED DOWN ONE ARM OF MAMA'S PARKA. SHE SAID SHE WAS BEING A MERMAID.

WE WENT FOR A WALK TO THE BANK AND THE LIBRARY THIS AFTERNOON. FRITH WORE THREE PAIRS OF PANTS. THE RED "IRISH BEAR" ABSOLUTELY HAD TO COME ALONG FOR THE TRIP.

SPRING FINEST

IN HONOUR OF THE ARRIVAL OF SPRING, FRITH AND FATNESS GOT ALL DOLLED UP AGAIN.

THOUGH I'M NOT CERTAIN HOW INVOLVED FATNESS WAS IN THE DECISION-MAKING PROCESS.

MALIBU FATNESS

THIS IS WHAT FRITH GETS UP TO WHEN MAMA GOES TO "VISIT THE BOYS IN THE OFFICE"

THE POST-HYPNOX CRAZIES

IN THE DAYS LEADING UP TO THE LAUNCH OF HYPNOX, FRITH GOT INTO THE STICKERS.

THE MOST FUN WAS PUTTING ONE ON EACH FINGER.

SO SHE DID IT AGAIN THE NEXT DAY. WITH OLIVES.


THIS COMBINATION OF OUTFITS FROM AUNTIES NANCY AND CHRISTIE WAS A HUGE HIT ALL-ROUND.

THEN CAME ST PATRICK'S DAY.

WE ATE AT THE WINCHESTER, ALL WEARING GREEN.

PAPA JOINED US FOR DINNER .. THEY HAD A PHOTO-OP BEFORE PAPA NEEDED TO TAKE OFF FOR VARIOUS IRISH-TYPE FESTIVITIES.

BUT NOT BEFORE FRITH MANAGED TO SHOW US HOW DRINKING SOMEBODY UNDER THE TABLE SHOULD TRULY BE DONE.

PPP

THE FRITH HOLDS FORTH, WHILST WEARING A PIRATE HAT, A PARTY DRESS, AND A PAIR OF OMI'S SLIPPERS.