CHRISTENING PANTS

GRANDMA PAT HANGS ON TO UPSIDE-DOWN FRITH FOR DEAR LIFE WHILE SHE ATTEMPTS TO FIT HER WITH FRILLY WHITE CHRISTENING PANTS. A SQUIRMIER FRITH MAMA HAS NEVER SEEN.

UNHAPPIEST OF ALL POSSIBLE FRITHS

THIS ONE MAKES ME THINK OF THIS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE CHILDREN'S BOOK :

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KARNAK WITH THE PEARL EARRING

FRITH WITH HER MINKEY SHIRT ON HER HEAD. THE LOOK REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING. YOU BE THE JUDGE.

BOOGIE

OH GOODY - AN EXCUSE TO TELL BOOGER JOKES! ODDLY, ALTHOUGH THERE ARE SO MANY STORIES ABOUT TELLING BOOGER JOKES, THERE AREN'T ACTUALLY VERY MANY ACTUAL BOOGER JOKES OUT THERE.. IN FACT, I ONLY FOUND TWO..

Q. How do you get a tissue to dance?
A. You put a little boogie in it!

STRANGE BERT

GETTING IN A FEW ZZ'S AT REBEL'S ROCK, THE LOCAL IRISH PUB. IT IS THE DAY OF THE ST PATRICK'S DAY PARADE, BUT THE FRITH IS A LITTLE YOUNG TO APPRECIATE IT. SO WE VISIT KATE AT REBEL'S ROCK INSTEAD FOR SOME YUMMY COLCANNON. KATE MAKES A GIFT OF BERT TO THE FRITH.. WHEN WE GET HOME MAMA DANGLED HIM FROM THE GYM FOR FRITH TO PLAY WITH, EARNING HIM THE NEW NICKNAME "STRANGE BERT". PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY WE CALL HIM THAT.

UNHAPPY EASTER

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MORE UNHAPPY WABBIT?

LUCKILY, A HUG SEEMS TO HELP. I THINK MAMA HAS MANAGED TO INSTILL A FUNDAMENTAL DISTRUST OF BUNNY SUITS. ALSO (INADVERTENTLY) LIMITING THE FRITH'S FUTURE CAREER CHOICES.

THE DEFINITION OF IRONY

FRITH MINKEY

THE FRITH WEARING HER MINKEY SUIT FROM THE BIOSPHERE IN MONTREAL. THE ARTISTIC BLUR IS ON PURPOSE. REALLY.

THE BATH

FINALLY, AFTER TWO LONG STINKY MONTHS, THE FRITH GETS A BATH. YES, SHE WAS STARTING TO SMELL A LITTLE BIT LIKE CHEESE.

SHE ISN'T ENTIRELY SURE HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT IT. PERHAPS SHOWERS ARE MORE HER SPEED.

BIOSPHERE

AT THE BIOSPHERE IN MONTREAL, LOOKING AT THE PENGUINS. MAMA AND PAPA NEARLY KILLED EACH OTHER DURING THE SIX HOUR DRIVE TO MONTREAL. LUCKILY, FRITH + PENGUINS = PEACE.